original-plastic:

Homosexuality is unnatural! It says so in this book where snakes talk, people come back from the dead, a guy walks on water, and a virgin has a baby.

(via zamwinchester)

congenitalprogramming:

dedenne:

ultrafacts:

Source If you want more facts, follow Ultrafacts

which is even funnier because she’s the reason lesbians are called lesbians. she was know as sappho of lesbos and her poems were all about her love for women

no im totally not a lesbo my super actual husband is dick allcocks from man island i’m megahet
brxkenpetal:

☁MASTURBATION TIPS☁
not-john-watson:

kaylizle:

okellyjaneo:

This looks like the worlds most unhappy wedding.

 

I felt like I needed this back on my dash,
vonmunsterr:

toastedpopsicle:

CAT NEST
CAT NEST
CAAAAAAAAT NEEEEEEEEST.
CAT. NEST.

i definitely thought the orange one was a pumpkin and this was some weird yankee halloween thing

heartbreaks:

*lies in the sun for 5 mins*

wheres my tan

(via hotboyproblems)

versvcx:

fuck you but fuck me first

(via brxkenpetal)



Gustav Klimt, The Virgin, 1913.

piplups:

who wants to make out with me for like 4 hours

(via zamwinchester)

jesus-would-follow-me:

the size of your thighs, or your waist, doesn’t matter

its the size of your bank account that we really care about

(via zamwinchester)

pixiedust-paycheck:

kisskicker:

Whoopsie, turns out that Ariel was one of the old-school, prince-drowning mermaids. Sorry, Eric!

I don’t know how to feel about th-JUST KIDDING THIS IS FUCKING RAD
skinnyloveandshallowfear:

baby seasons change but people dont

vixio:

why is underwear so expensive like wtf its a sheet of fabric that covers ur dinky doo 

(via colouring-senses)