detention:

my blog will make you smile♡

(Source: dilfosaur, via nerdybisexualtendacies)

Words can’t explain how much I love this boy. Hardly talking to him for almost a week is going to kill me..

So gay marriage has been legal in England for almost an hour.

charamei:

sashagreyseyes:

brettball:

In that time the fires of hell have burned through ground. My house collapsed. All babies have become homosexuals with no concept of morality. God has disowned us. Strange lizard men have started taking over parliament. The undead have woken and are on a mission of destruction. My eyeballs have burst. And ducks are speaking latin. 

I live in Ireland and can confirm this is 100% true, we can hear all of the screams from here.

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alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

(via hotboyproblems)

the-united-states-congress:

on the blink 182 wiki page there’s a legend section that talks about who they’ve influenced and after reading all of those i realized without them there’d be no fall out boy, no panic, no mumford and sons, no mayday parade, no all time low, no 5sos, no before you exit, never would have been mcr, and so many other bands would have never existed if it werent for them just wow you go blink 182 

(Source: theunitedstatescongress, via skinnyloveandshallowfear)

kushandwizdom:

Good Vibes HERE

gasstrodon:

the dog days are over, the cat days are beginning

(via loserslol)

ggbygossipgirl:

silenteternity:

have you ever loved a fictional character so much that whenever you see a picture of them your heart tingles and your vocal cords produce this awkward screeching noise that sounds a bit like a dying cat

Chuck Bass

(via somethingcutebutadorablyme)

twigwise:

vector-nyu:

twigwise:

IT!

ISN’T!!

BAD!!!

TO!!!!

BE!!!!!

CISGENDERED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

AND IF ANYONE MAKES YOU FEEL LIKE THAT!!!!!! KICK THEM IN THE JUNK!!!!!! WHATEVER JUNK THEY HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICK ‘EM REALLY HARD!!!!!!!!!!

It’s also not bad to be heterosexual, male, white, abled, or born to affluence or influence. You have no control over the circumstance of your birth. It’s what you do with what you have that matters.

YES EXACTLY

THANK YOU FRIEND I LIKE YOUR WORDS

(via sparkyslife)

illkim:

When the teacher calls you up to the board and you know the answer

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(via its-barack-o-llama)

bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT

(via its-barack-o-llama)

mooseravenclaw:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."

(via nneeoo)